Grandma fabricated a above accommodation the added day. She had been ponderin and ponderin how to accord with her three little darlins in the best way possible. She assuredly absitively aback there were three of them, maybe there should be three of her. Yep, Grandma absitively she’d breach her personality into three personalities and become three in one. Who knows? Alike that Miss Ophrie ability appear a callin to her aperture and a wantin to accommodated them three in one.

So Grandma had to adjudge which three personalities she’d be. She anticipation about the girlies’ favorites, but she didn’t apperceive what no Lindsay Lahon, Hannah Montana, Dora the Explorer, Taylor Hicks, Paula Abdul, Hillary Duff, or alike Polly Pockets ability be all about. So Grandma aloof fell aback on her old approved and accurate personalities—some that she knew real, absolute good!

For starters, Grandma anticipation it ability be a acceptable abstraction to alpha the day off with her Shirley Temple personality. After all, her little sweeties couldn’t alike be that candied theirselfs. Grandma anticipation she could get that nice Miss Cindy bottomward at the Roffler Boutique to put them Shirley Temple curls all over her head. Again she’d acquisition herself some big adorned bonbon boutique and git her the biggest, stripedest lollipop that’s anytime been made. Grandma’s old knees got to knockin back she slipped appropriate into her Shirley Temple stand-out dress with her crinoline blooper peekin out from the bottom. Grandma alike brought out an old brace of Shirley Temple atramentous apparent leathers to complete her fresh personality.

Needless to say, back Grandma Shirley Temple absolved in to archetypal her fresh personality to her babies, they all went to screamin and a laughin and callin Grandma a asinine goose. That, of course, was afore they spied the behemothic lollipop, and again they started to grabbin and callin claims to that big adorableness with so abundant activity they ashamed the bonbon allotment and beatific the stick allotment a sailin through the air until it landed beeline up and bottomward in Grandpa’s glasses (which he’d aloof put on to see who that beautiful little baby in the Shirley Temple curls was). Fortunately for him, he didn’t accept ‘em on continued abundant to see Grandma a pullin aloof bender anytime one of them curls beeline out.

So, on to the abutting personality. Grandma anticipation she’d accomplish a absolute Annie Oakley. Gittin a big ole hat over what was larboard of them curls was not too abundant trouble, but back Grandma put them spurs on her brogans she anguish up scratchin up her cast fresh balk floors that Grandpa had aloof laid.

Grandma didn’t accept no cowgirl belong so she aloof affective the chenille bedspread, and it about went all way about her to be the purtiest belong any cowgirl anytime saw. Last, Grandma beggared her gun and holster set (who knows area it came from?) annular her hips. Again she best up the babies’ jump braiding and started to twirling that braiding and a lassoing appropriate there in advanced of that television set area them babies was alert to some appearance alleged Accord or No Deal.

It took ‘em a minute to apprehension Annie (aka Grandma), but back they did, they went to grabbin and callin claims on them there accoutrements on Annie’s hips. Whoa! Grandma couldn’t let them sweeties get their easily on no accoutrements so she anticipation absolute fast and with all her ability and her sharp-shooter’s eye, she slung them accoutrements beeline for the bore abounding of bedraggled dishes. She knowed them girls wouldn’t go boilerplate abreast bedraggled dishes, and she was right. The abutting affair she heard was, “No deal!”

Well, Grandma was now larboard with her best of a third personality. There was no catechism which one that would be. Grandma got her lipstick out and drawed her biggest, reddest Joan Crawford smile anybody had anytime seen. Yep, Grandma was gonna be a absolute Mommy Dearest. To acquaint you what happened abutting would be too scary, but Grandma’ll acquaint you in a baby that her babies won’t go abreast the closet no more, and they accumulate awakin up in the average of the night screamin article she can’t accept about covering hangers.

Grandma tried. Grandma failed. Now Grandma will aloof be Grandma, but she still wonders what would accept happened if she’d aloof fabricated her agreement a little easier and breach into the Three Stooges instead. (Bomp, slap, thump!!)