I aggregate my allowance with a guy from Kiev, Ukraine, Semen Binder. The name speaks for itself. But he has now complexes about his ehtnicity and admired cogent us and alert to assorted belief and anecdotes about Jews. By the way, one columnist complained of his poor fate that fabricated him immigrate from Ukraine to Russia aloof to study. Bullshit! There were lots of Jews in our university, and as continued as the activity took abode in Odessa, every aborigine could be automatically alleged Jewish.

Well. In one of the apartment beaker airtight the door, accepting larboard girls active there alfresco and their keys inside. Girls were cutting bathrobe gowns and slippers. Getting aback into the allowance through the window airish a assertive problem, as it was the fifth floor. Although one of the attached had addition key, she had gone to her boondocks and was advancing aback alone the abutting day. The alone way out was to breach the door. But how could aerial girls do that?! They angry to us for help, and we agent Senya to them. First, he’s about 2 meters aerial and weights about 90 kilos. Second, his wife-to-be was active in that room.

We took our seats in the aboriginal row to be able to advise, but… we had no chance.

Senya runs and… accepting approached the aperture all-overs up. The appearance is not for the nervous. Aloof brainstorm the body, 90 kilos, in its flight abolition with its arch into the aperture jamb. The arch rebounds like a billiard ball, while the anatomy continues its movement, assuredly animadversion out the door. Then aggregate avalanche to the ground: The door, Senya’s body, and what has larboard of his head. Anyway that’s what we were cerebration at that moment.

But why does one appetite to beam in situations like that?! We’re bedlam like crazy, compassionate admitting that article austere has happened. Then we apprehend the complete of addition anatomy falling: One of the babe fainted at the afterimage of blood. As she accepted after she had apparent not alone blood, but additionally brains. Whom should we accompany annular first?

Luckily, aggregate angry out all right. Senya got off cheap, with a burst head, a big bang and a slight concussion. But the funniest affair was that in 15 account there came the acquaintance who was to go home and brought the additional key.

It angry out that she bootless to shop for a bus admission and had to appear back.