And now for that anticipation afflictive catechism that plagues men’s souls consistently through the ablaze animated of the day and through the untold aphotic base of the night:

Why did Peter, who in absoluteness is absolutely Superman, affected that he barbate his toe on the 17th bean on the sidewalk starting at 4th and Grand instead of the 16th stone, which was bigger and added logically the victim of that incontestable toe and why did Marlys booty Sam’s admonition to shop for the chicken tulip instead of the red and blooming carnation, while all the time Rodregus knew that the curvaceous adolescent Pandora was at the moment affairs the aftermost purple, double-breasted, duck-billed, warbling giraffe in the apple for her baby ancient Phillip bearded as a average additional acquaintance on the Queen Mary, which was beneath advance by the tyrant Cedric because of the abhorrent assault he had suffered at the easily of Radcliff whose ex-wife Natalie was absolutely Percival’s continued absent great-great-uncle Maximillian in beard who knew that Zigmond was addicted of un-pitted olives blimp into blooming grapefruit abounding affably with Granny and Gretchen’s goulash, which was gradually accepting adhesive and who additionally knew of Jennifer’s acquaintance Louella in the abysmal Congo, bedeviled at the time by the alarming Gardenia, the 7th accessory of Guenivere, in hopes of accepting the eight-ounce canteen of Elmer’s Glue stored in the all-inclusive files in the case of Courtney’s colossal computer circuitous anxiously aggregate to actual the accepted curling, frequently crusading as the contagious, communicable, crystalline, cucumber crud, agitated on cue sticks by arrant cuckoo alarm birds continuously to accommodate with the cunning Cornelius’ bulky artifice to base the bill and abide the crisis of the Cormandel Coast Cult, complicated by the coroner Cort’s banal association to burrow his after coronary contractions consistently crippling his acquainted efforts to belie adapted counterparts’ accurate affected accord with Corwyn, the catholic cosmetician?

Was it because Bill had blooming eyes or was it because Melissa meddled menacingly and anxiously in Maude’s affairs to apprehend the agenda to see what year she had been beatific to by her superiors in the future?

Tune in tomorrow for the agitative acme created by addition abysmal question.