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Political Humor: Are You A Dittohead?

Filed Under (Humor) by arief on 19-12-2009

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Years ago, Rush Limbaugh coined the appellation “adult beverages” to accredit to alcoholic drinks. Yet millions of dittoheads beyond the Fruited Plain lacked a adviser for authoritative the best developed beverages. So I created The Dittohead’s Adviser to Developed Beverages, a accumulating of amusing dittohead recipes such as the Rio Linda Rouser, EIB Ecstasy Elixir, Club G’itmo Guzzler, and abounding more!

Just try out these abundant recipes:

DEAD WHITE GUY GINGER ALE

Glass: A Adobe Basin Baseborn from Native Americans (by asleep white conquistadors)

Ingredients:

1 Part Vodka (a achromatic additive emblematic white European oppression)

3 Parts Amber Ale (containing blood-thirsty, intolerant, white abolitionist sugar)

A Splash of White Wine (reminiscent of Napoleonic French imperialism)

A Splash of Lemon-Lime Juice (made from bake-apple best by attached servants)

A Dash of Amoroso (due to assurance concerns, no amber amoroso allowed) Read the rest of this entry »

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