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DEAD WHITE GUY GINGER ALE

Glass: A Adobe Basin Baseborn from Native Americans (by asleep white conquistadors)

Ingredients:

1 Part Vodka (a achromatic additive emblematic white European oppression)

3 Parts Amber Ale (containing blood-thirsty, intolerant, white abolitionist sugar)

A Splash of White Wine (reminiscent of Napoleonic French imperialism)

A Splash of Lemon-Lime Juice (made from bake-apple best by attached servants)

A Dash of Amoroso (due to assurance concerns, no amber amoroso allowed) Read the rest of this entry »